Thin-hair chinman



Thin-hair chinman, also known simply as chinman, is an Icelandic individual from Reykjavik known for his imposing chin and beautiful thin hair.

The hair
The chinman's hair is very thin by human standards. According to an expert, such thin hair can only be achieved through applying Head And Shoulder shampoo five times a day, every day.

The chin
The chinman's chin is very pronounced and projects an aura of superiority and confidence on his person, as individuals with strong chins usually have high levels of testosterone in their body.

Whereabouts
He is browsing /int/ regularly under the Icelandic spurdo, posting in late March of 2013 a picture of what is apparently himself. Ylilauta intelligence services are still in the process of identifying the subject in the photograph.

Breaking news
Over the course of the summer of 2013, multiple photos and the name of Thin-hair chinman (as well as other personal details) were leaked onto Ylilauta's /int/, exposing his true identity. Indeed, one Icelandic poster recognised him from the street. Chinman, whose true name cannot be revealed publicly, requested that his privacy be respected in a rare and insightful interview.

The quest for contact of le thin hair chin man culminated on July 23-24, 2013, when a friend of the chinman accepted the facebook friend requests of several ylilauta posters that had previously been informed of the Icelandic enigma's true identity. Much to the surprise of ylilauta's resident neckbeards, le thin hair chin man was, in fact, not a nerd, but a normalfag that probably be gettin Icelandic poon all day er'y day. Sadly, after a tentative attempt was made at contacting thin man, he revoked all friend acceptances stating that he "knew about the chin". On the 9th of August the actual Chinman appeared on /int/, but despite bombardments of questions by eager users revealed nothing, although acknowledged that his presence had made many people very, very happy.

Krautchan 20 Million GET
On the 20th of November 2013, after intense planning, Ylilauta users successfully acquired the hotly contested Krautchan 20000000 GET by posting Thin Hair Chin Man, posted by an anonymous Norwegian poster. This caused many Krautchan users to experience butthurt and they had to reside in the fact that they could continue to discuss haplogroups. A sticky was created, and everyone who posted THCm was banned; in total, 88 users fell at the barricades that night. Since then, the 20th of November is known as “World Chin Day”.

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