Enfield

"Finns are not white, they are Mongols from Central Asia."

- Enfield

"Stop posting the same shit every day. Nobody thinks the bear cartoon is funny."

- Enfield

Enfield, commonly called Ennie, is a American assburger from Ylilauta's /int/ who is obsessed with its German heritage. Its gender and identity are currently unknown. Enfield is remembered for allegations according to which the Finns would be Mongols. Some say these allegations were made because Enfield hated the Le American bear -meme, which is a variety of another meme made by Finns. Others say that the allegations were just pure ebin trolling. The last mentioned is usually considered as a fact, because Enfield does look like the mother of trolls.

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 * 1) Would you please stop calling me Enfield I've explained to you a million times I am not her so cut this shit out. Anyway Emfield is here to stay whether you like it or not most people here actually like her anyway unlike you who are just known as a shitposter/attention whore who no one would even notice/care if you left. Like I said above it is probably just jealousy that you're avatarfagging isn't working in getting more attention than her.
 * 2) Yeah like, I kinda like it how you flirt with brookfield and others and want their cocks but not mine, I find it very exciting. Like, id be your little piggy bank and as soon as you are done with me for the day youd walk off. and then knowing you flirt with other guys or futh them would be really humiliating as im spending all this money on you and get nothing, while other guys get you for free cause theyre hot and worthy of you. Sorry if thats weird but thats how I feel
 * 3) ''Why do you people ruin any thread enfield posts? What did she ever do to deserve this?! I wish I had mod power here so I could ban you unfunny shit spewers. Stop copypasting the same shit over and over. It's fucking annoying and not funny. Flooding cunts go fucking kill yourselvs. Enfield is one of the best posters here because she always puts a lot of time and effort here and makes good detailed contributing posts unlike the majority here who just write one sentence which is usually just some form of insult aimed at someone else because they either lack good English skills or just are a plain outright shitposter. I don't even understand why some people hate her here because it is not like she personally attack people lol so don't see the big deal with the hatred some people have against her, probably jealousy or something. If there was an official poll on people's opinion of Enfield the majority of people would vote in favor and have a high opinion of her because she actually made good quality threads while idiots like you who spam and harass her are the reason why this board is turning into shit and there are no interesting threads. I have not seen a good thread in fucking days and not a incredible one in months. Enfield is Queen of /int/, she should be a fucking moderator or even replace the useless incompetent current admin. Heil Enfield. Admin if you read this you should fucking get more people and ban the people who talk shit to her and are fuckign assholes to her. She seriously sometimes cannot post without an idiot talking shit to her and she feels depressed whenever she see something like that, I don't mean like she is going to kill herself depressed, but she still feels like fucking shit. Also you don't fucking know her and you have no right to claim she is seeking attention because all she wants to do here is have some discussions with random peeps but it is hard to when 80% of the people try to troll you or talk shit to you to make you feel like shit, pathetic how they are probably fugly losers who feel so powerful behind their computer screen...lol they would fucking be destroyed irl if they acted the fucking way they did on this board. Anyway, Enfield is here to stay whether you like it or not most people here actually like her anyway unlike you who are just known as a shitposter/attention whore who no one would even notice/care if you left. Like I said above it is probably just jealousy that you're avatarfagging isn't working in getting more attention than her. She doesn't fuckign care what other people think of her at this point. Is she fucking expected to act a certain way and act and think like a "normal person"...whatever the fuck that means to be happy and be liked....well guess what you either like her or hate her because she is not changing just for some asshole to be appeased. She doesn't hate you you are just being rude to her and you expect her and others to respect you for that? You start insulting her and saying how she is an asshole or whatever and then yes she does fucking lash back because she won't let someone call her that then you get mad when she gets mad when you fucking started this argument. So are you going to continue spamming her threads with the same image over and over again or are you going to come up with new material? Maybe actually put some effort and wright something instead of posting a picture after a picture after a picture. Maybe if you post the same image over and over again people will believe your lies? Seriously? Do you honestly believe the way you think? She can take random pictures and rename them and say it is you when it is really not. But she is not going to because she is not going to stoop to your level. She fucking doesn't give a fuck what some asshole tries to do to make her feel like shit as if she is not used to retarded asshole like you and the rest of yliluata which is 90% shitposters who try to troll her for a reaction yet they fail because she fucking doesn't even care half the time and they act so retarded that is how she knows they are trolling...but Finns and Spanish are the worst and she really really tries to ignore them at all costs. Also why did you call her "really stupid" you seriously have no idea about her and she really is smart despite what haters on here will say. I think she is more intelligent than the majority of the population as most people on this planet are sheeple or autistic. 90% of the people I know are so stupid.
 * 1) I'm sorry ____, I did not mean to anger you. Your big words and ____ knowledge is too great for me. I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sorry that you did not understand what I meant by __. Please, for the love of God, forgive my mistake and give me another chance. Also, since you seem to be a ___ expert, could you tell me all that you know about ___ so I don't piss anyone else off? I would hate to have someone else rip apart everything that I wrote. I cried myself to sleep after I read what you wrote. All I ever wanted was to be your friend. Please take me back, I will do anything for your love. I can't take this hate anymore, I want to get back to loving. Love me, ____, love me.