Spöörsh spålt

>Spöörsh spålt is another well known >prööt prällällää derivative. It was created by Sheffield in the initial wave of 1st generation derivatives. >spöörsh spålt originally received mixed reviews, however it has seen a surge in popularity due to it being featured in other fine productions such as the classic "Allörs Ackbar" and various other mash-ups. Sadly this was the only hit with follow up tracks such as "spöötz spööotz språsh" failing to reach the dizzy heights of spöörsh spålt.

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Upon first glance, his appearance may seem somewhat clumsy and lackluster, with both arms in aligned vertically, and his small eye hindering his vision and calling into question his ketchup aiming skills. The phrase itself is intimidating, with the unique feature of the letter "å" in the final syllable. Nonetheless, >spöörsh spålt rolls in his line incredibly smoothly, adding a pitch declenation near the -öö- and spicing it up with a sexy double -ss- between his words. The double "s" can almost be considered a third word in and of itself (somthing like "ssiss"). In the end, we can only be left with the incredibly satisfying feeling that something has been squirted out of something, and onto something else.

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Some like to think of spöörsh spålt as a pioneer. He is a man who is often given stares for his odd look, yet we all have something to learn from him. Dignity. This duck is humble, he spöörshes ketchup on hamburger buns his confident visage barely flinching, as he does his sacred work. He truly is the man we should follow.

Spöörsh spålt in the Media
Spöörsh spålt played a leading role along with lörs lärä in the film "Lörs Lärä and the Gang Invade an Eating Establishment" released on February 4, 2013.

On April 7, 2013, spöörsh spålt made a surprise guest appearance on Alegz Jones' InfoWars Radio Talk Show.

Links

 * Epic >lörs lärä thread at Ylilauta's /archive/
 * [[Media:Sp%C3%B6%C3%B6rsh_sp%C3%A5lt.mp3|The Spöörsh Spålt MP3]]