Suomi Int Girls High

Suomi Int Girls High (aka Suomi International Girls High School) is a visual novel currently developed by Ylilauta /int/ anime circlejerk. It is a slice of life moe, a mix of the finest essences of Strike Witches, K-on, Lucky Star, YuruYuri, etc.


 * What:
 * Cute girls from all over the world doing cute things at Otaku club


 * Where:
 * International Girls' High School in Finland

Characters
Finn-chan, a club president. a bit ditzy and shy. Usually relaxed, but very scary if gets upset.


 * Normal mode: Yui of K-on + Konata of LS + Yukko of Nichijou + Kyoko of YuruYuri


 * Evil mode: Sako of Upotte

Sweden-chan, a childhood friend of Finn-chan and also gay for Finn-chan.


 * Normal mode: Sanae of Ika Musume + Chinatsu of YuruYuri


 * Jelly mode: Yuno of Mirai Nikki

USA-chan, a boyish and extrovert type. But deepest otaku in the club.


 * Shirley of SW + Ritsu of K-on

Canada-chan, a bit quiet and mysterious.


 * Lynette of SW + Yuki of Haruhi + Mayuri of Steins;Gate

UK-chan, a clumsy tsundere. Ojyou-sama type.


 * Perrine of SW + Nagi of Hayate + Sena of Haganai

Germany-chan, a bit perv. Hentai is her favourite. Also a member of the Student Council.


 * Rika of Haganai + (Kirino - tsundere) + Ringo-chan of Nichibro

Plot
Instead of drinking tea every day at the club room, cute girls often go sauna and enjoy chatting about otaku things. Planing to attend the next OtaCon and trying to present its club project "you name it". Before the Con event, the club runs out of budget, so girls decide to compete in Girls' Tenkaichi Otaku Tournament for the 1st prize (like a DB shonen-battle storyline). Strong rival appears coming from KC high...

Introductory Chapter: Day 1 Finn-chan's Ambition
[Scene 1: Going school]

Finn-chan: “Whoa?! Chikoku, chikoku.... (Gonna be late, late... Gotta hurry.)”

Scene: She hastily opens her home entrance gate, and dashes to school in the morning.

Narration: This is my first day at Suomi International Girls' High School. Last night, I couldn't fall asleep well because I was thinking about my new life in the high. Definitely, I'm going to make a lot of friends and have fun and exciting high school life!!

Scene: Approaching to the school nearby.

Sweden-chan: “Moi, Finn-chan!”

Finn-chan: “Oho, Moikka! Sweden-chan :DDD”

Sweden-chan: “How was your summer break after all? I've been missing you so much... You didn't call me back even once no matter how many times I made a call...”

Finn-chan: “Whops, sorry I was busy... All in all, it was ebin :DD Drink ES all day erry day XXDDD What about you, Sweden-chan?”

Sweden-chan: “Well... I've kept telling you that you're not supposed to speak internet meme in real life. You look like a full assburger, okay? Damn... I guess you've spent a lot of your time lurking on imageboards during your summer break...”

Narration: This is Sweden-chan. She's my childhood friend.

Finn-chan: “...Ehehehe...”

Sweden-chan: “...You're a perfect cute moe girl if you're being quiet and never talk about your weeaboo shit in public... What an unworthy beauty you happen to have...”

Finn-chan: “Oops, am I letting you down, Sweden-chan? Le_sad_frog_face.jpg...”

Narration: Sweden-chan is a nice girl after all. She's gay for me, though.

[Scene 2: At her classroom]

Scene: The two is approaching to the school entrance. USA-chan is passing by with her skateboard.

Scene: The two is looking at the sheet on the wall, displaying freshman's class arrangement.

Sweden-chan: “Hooray!! We're in the same class, Finn-chan!”

Finn-chan: “Noice :-DD”

Scene: “Bloody hell...” UK-chan mutters to herself in front of the wall.

Scene: At class 1-S, homeroom is about to begin. The class teacher is France-sensei.

France-sensei: “-so all the students should join a club by the first 2 weeks of this new semester, alright? Well then, homeroom is over.”

Finn-chan: “My, my.... You heard that, Sweden-chan? I'm wondering if I can find a right club for myself...”

Sweden-chan: “You will. I'm sure of it. I'm going to join the club same with you one way or another...”



[Scene 3: Prologue of making an otaku circlejerk]

Narration: Since this is an international girls' high, all the students are from all over the world and everyone somehow speaks decent English. On the 1st day of the school, these freshmen are trying to get close to each other and make a conversation in the recess.

Mob student A: “---Dunno... the final season of the drama you said isn't airing in my country yet... Well... what about the new movie “The Return of Sprudo Sparde”? He's damn hot!!

Mob student B: “---What the hell is Sprudo something...? I've never heard of it.....”

Mob student A: “---O-Okay, it probably is released only in Europe... Mmm... What kind of topics we can share and talk about together...”

Mob student A & B “................................” --Damm dull...

Mob student B: “---Well, how often do you usually have a cup of tea a day in your country?

Mob student C: “Nah, football is for bydlo in my country. Ice hockey is the sports for masterrace!”

Narration: Due to the different social and cultural background and aspect, girls have some kind of difficulty to find a common and fun topic chatting together...

Scene: The ringtone is suddenly echoing in the classroom. [/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QEa4TiHDBA]

Scene: It's coming from Canada-chan sitting in front of Finn-chan. The sound is Mami's theme song.

[Scene 4: Making an otaku circlejerk part 1]

Finn-chan: Perkele... This is a Mami's song from Madoka☆Magica. Canada-chan, you are clever enough to choose that ringtone and try to look like a normalfag... Yeah, yeah, it doesn't sound like an anime song at all. ---But, you can't fool me!! Never!!

Scene: Finn-chan whispers to Canada-chan from behind of her back.

Finn-chan: ”Tiro Finale...”

Scene: Canada-chan surprisingly turns her head to Finn-chan.

Finn-chan: “Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl, Canada-chan!”

Scene: At first Canada-chan tries to make a pokerface, but can't stand her lol.

Narration: Fuck yeah, I've succeeded in ice-breaking for sure. Ebin :DD

Scene: USA-chan standing nearby is interestingly staring at Finn-chan and Canada-chan.

Narration: “Why the fuck is she looking at me?! Hell no, she must be a normalfag obsessed with emo crap. I saw her earlier today, she's an American sk8er girl after all. Fug off,” Finn-chan says in her mind.

USA-chan: “Howdy guys... Speaking of Mami, from her perspective, she has the best and brightest life in timeline no.3. In that timeline, Mami only faces”

Narration: Suddenly USA-chan starts talking about her own Madoka theory and philosophy non-stop... Unlike her appearance, she is found out to be an extremely deep otaku...



[Scene 5: Making an otaku circlejerk part 2]

Scene: For a while, the three have had an interesting and fruitful talk about this season's anime.

USA-chan: “---So, what kinda club are you guys going to join? You know we get to pick one...”

Finn-chan: “Well, I was going to get into something like anime club, but it seemingly doesn't exist in this school....

Scene: Sweden-chan quickly approaches to the three.

Sweden-chan: “Finn-chan! Are you talking about the club you'll join? Oh... I'm not that into anime... But I kinda like vidya, though...

Canada-chan: “Eh, I rather like doujin game..”

USA-chan: “Hahaha, it's nice of us we like all kind of weeaboo shit all in all...”

Finn-chan: “---Anime, vidya, doujin... it's all related with otaku culture. Damn... it's going to be awesome if something like Otaku club exists in this world... Mmmm...”

Finn-chan: “---Eureka! Wh-What about w-we establish such a club on our own?!

USA, Canada, Sweden-chan: “---Huh.... N-Not b-bad. Yeah, it's an acutally good idea, really!”

USA-chan: “Finn-chan, you're my greatest ally! You said it first, you have a responsibility to make that club. And then, become the club president, alright?”

[Scene 6: Making an otaku circlejerk part 3]

UK-chan: "You're all here after all. USA-chan and Canada-chan, what club are you going to join? I don't mind joining the club with you..."

Scene: USA-chan tells UK-chan that they have already made up their mind to make an Otaku club with these four.

UK-chan: "What the hell is Otaku club in the first place?"

Scene: Canada-chan explains it quietly.

Canada-chan: "So UK-chan... let's join the club together, eh?"

UK-chan: "---Well, if you insist this much... Then I don't think I have a problem with..."

UK-chan: "...I-It's not l-like I'm going to join this club for you or anything, alright?! Baka..."

[Scene 7: Making an otaku circlejerk part 4]

Finn-chan: “We've already have 5 members for a new club. So now let's head to the Student Council room and hand in our application form.”

Scene: The School Council is located in a neutral place in the building and has exceptionally decent furniture and equipments. The five open the door.

Germany-chan: “Tits or GTFO.”

Narration: It was the unbelievable word one could expect to hear at the SC... Besides, Germany-chan looks very strict person at first. So the five completely lose their words when hearing it from her.

Germany-chan: “LOL I was kidding :DD”

Sweden-chan: “Finn-chan, somehow I smell her of you...”

Finn-chan: “................”

Scene: Finn-chan explained why they came to the SC and handed in the paper.

Germany-chan: “---Wh-What?!”

Canada-chan: “Eh? Do we have some kinda problem here...?” said anxiously.

[Scene 8: For bright tomorrow]

Germany-chan: “Oh hell no....quite interesdin... Otaku club...”

Germany-chan: “I'll be your member.”

Sweden-chan: “---But you're already a member of SC...”

Germany-chan: “Jobs at SC is a bit stressing me out recently. You may know what is happening to us (in EU) right now. I need an escaping resort where fully I can be laid-back...”

UK-chan: “W-Wait a s-second, do you think that you're qualified to join this club, Germany-chan?

Germany-chan: “Qualification?! No question.”

Scene: Germany-chan turns her laptop toward us slowly...

Scene: It's a hentai eroge, displaying full-screen with her PC.

USA-chan: “...How amazing! Germany-chan has an acquired taste for real.”

UK-chan: “Ugh....”

Germany-chan: “By the way, you need 10 members to establish a new club as ruled in the student handbook. You seem to have only 5 members... You definitely need more members, don't you?”

Scene: The five look at each other.

Germany-chan: “I happen to be an expert of eroge and doujinshi. Since I'm a member of SC, maybe I'll be a sort of inactive member in your club. But you need new members anyway, right?”

Germany-chan: "Deal?"

Finn-chan: “Deal.”

Scene: With Germany-chan, Finn-chan's Otaku club is having 6 members so far.

Finn-chan: “Alright.... We're going to recruit 4 more members and make the ebinest club in the world! ---Hopefully...”



[Day 1 : FINNISHed]

Introductory Chapter: Day 2 Strategic Planning Meeting (Not Gonna Adopt)
''NOTE: We're very unlikely to have new members atm. These 4 girls will be secondary characters and appear in later episodes as guests.''

Episode 2: Recruiting new members

[scene 1: After school on the next day]

On the next day, the six get together to discuss how/who to recruit 4 more members.

Not surprisingly, they derail an agenda, and start discussing “Moefag vs. Qualityfag.”

The serious debate has begun since Canada-chan innocently asked “What anime would we recommend at this Otaku club?”

???

??? Refer to some latest anime. Have some otaku dialogue.

???

Finn-chan: “…Well, we're here today to discuss new members. Do you guys know about someone who may be into this club by any chance?”

[Scene 2: About Australia-chan]

UK-chan: I know Australia-chan. Do you want me to talk to her?

Germany-chan: Nah, too many Anglo in this club...

UK-chan: Retort “insert________________”

USA-chan &Canada-chan : Supports UK-chan about Australia-chan “insert logic ___________________”

??? Insert Australia-chan's otaku aspects.

???

???

Sweden-chan: “Mmm... Australia-chan may be a good candidate.”

Finn-chan: “Yeah, let's make her one of the promising member in our recruiting list.”

[Scene 3: About Norway-chan]

USA-chan: “Finn-chan and Sweden-chan, do you have any otaku friends in Nordic?”

Sweden-chan: “...Well, Norway-chan is my acquaintance. Norway-chan is a bit assburgerish like Mai of Nichijou, but is fond of her little sister. This is what I'm proud of her (this yuri love is something like Sena's for Kobato or Ui's for Yui)....”

Germany-chan: “Yuri love is great, really. One of mai waifu is Yuri girl. We don't discriminate girls based upon its sexual orientation for some reason.”

Sweden-chan: “Yes, I'm a pro-lesbian too.”

Finn-chan: “.......................”

UK-chan: “Well, what is her area of otaku specialty?”

Sweden-chan: “insert______________(cosplay or something?!)”

???

???

USA-chan: “Okay, she seems to be a really good member. Will diversify this club well.”

[Scene 4: About Estonia-chan]

Finn-chan: “I know Estonia-chan. She is a loli and a grade-skipping girl.”

???

???

???

??? “The rumor says Estonia-chan is often harrased by Russia-chan, tho”

???

Finn-chan: “Alright, then I'll ask her about joining this club later on.”

[Scene 5: About Dogola-chan]

Canada-chan: “We've listed up 3 candidates so far and need just 1 more girl, eh?”

Germany-chan: “The 3 candidates are from Oceania and Europe. What about Brazil-chan from South America?”

???-chan “I've heard about her a bit. She is_________________insert_______________”

???

???

??? “Yeah, let's get Brazil-chan in. Gonna be fun.”

[Scene 6: Finnish Sauna]

The six are supposed to go recruting the candidates immediately, but go to sauna room for relaxing.

Topic: talk about boobs size ranking.

Big boobs vs. flat chest

USA-chan>Germany-chan>Sweden-chan>UK-chan>Canada-chan>Finn-chan

Finn-chan: According to a famous saying, “Flattie is a status symbol. A rarity!”

Introductory Chapter: Day 2 1st Sauna Party! (Currently Under Development)
1st Sauna party

Finn-chan is inviting her friends to come over to her cottage and lakeside sauna to have a good time and spend a night

Finn-chan: Hello everybody! Welcome to my family's cottage, I hope you have a good time.

USA-chan: Thank you! But this cottage surely is middle of nowhere, is there even an electricity in here?

Sweden-chan: USA-chan! Don't mock Finn-chan's cottage!

Canada-chan: There is electiricity, I saw an Engine-generator here when we came here.

Germany-chan: Great! I brought my laptop and it runs out of battery life really quickly, I can't miss daily updates in my favorite doujinshi sites!

UK-chan: Germany-chan, please...

Girls go inside the cottage

USA-chan: Wow, this sure is a lot larger than I thought!

Sweden-chan: Yeah, this is really nice. By the way Finn-chan, Where are we gonna sleep, cause, well *blushing* I saw a double bed there, a-are we gonna use it.

Finn-chan: Probably, but at least I am not gonna sleep with Germany-chan in there.

Germany-chan: Hey!

Finn-chan: hehehee... it was a joke.

Canada-chan: Now, let's advance our conversation and talk about the sauna, where is it?

Finn-chan: Oh, it's right there *points out to the side of the lake*

UK-chan: What? That? That looks like a little stick hut to me.

Finn-chan: I am sorry, Well, you don't have to come if you don't want to UK-chan *blushing a little* Well, it's not like I want, bu-but it would be stupid to come over here and not go there.

Germany-chan: I heard that you have never visited sauna before, is that true?

USA-chan: What? Really?

UK-chan: Yeah, the whole concept sounds strange to me, I mean, what can be so great in a hot room?

Sweden-chan: Don't mock Finn-chan's sauna! UK-chan, you baka!

UK-chan: hmph! You go then, I'll wait here.

Canada-chan: I think that you should come.

Germany-chan: Yeah! The more the merrier *flashes a pervy smile*

Canada-chan: I saw what you did there, Germany-chan

USA-chan: Cmon, it will not be the same without you

UK-chan: Hmph! Well, okay, but only because it would be stupid to come here and not go to the sauna, it has nothing to do with you.

Girls go into the sauna, which consists of a nice relaxing room, shower room and the sauna itself.

Sweden-chan: This looks so nice! umm... Where can we leave our clothes?

Finn-chan: Doesn't matter to me, just leave them somewhere.

UK-chan: this is so weird...

USA-chan: Oh, There's even a fireplace here, that's cool. And those Sheepskins laying on the sofa look pretty nice too.

Finn-chan: Alright, time to go to the sauna!

Uk-chan: *sigh*

In the sauna

UK-chan: Well, it sure is hot in here

Finn-chan: It's supposed to be. How do you like it?

UK-chan: Well, I guess it's not as bad as I thought it would be

Finn-chan: Implying?

UK-chan: Well, I, I like it! Sheesh, forget it already!

USA-chan: By the way Finn-chan, I heard that sauna has positive effects on your skin, is that true?

Finn-chan: Of course it's true! Sauna has many positive effects!

Finn-chan: It renews your body, so of course it's also good for your skin, it also makes your heart stronger!

Canada-chan: Yes, I have also read about that.

USA-chan: Cool.

Girls continue to chat in the sauna, and Germany-chan is in a bit pervy mood

Germany-chan: Alright, time to analyze our boobs sizes!

Germany-chan: USA-chan, how come your boobs are so big

USA-chan: hehee, you jelly?

Germany-chan: Not really, I like my smaller boobs more

Germany-chan: But more importantly, I see that Finn-chan has completely flat chest, how do you feel about that?

Sweden-chan blushes heavily*

UK-chan: Yeah, aren't you embarrased?

Finn-chan: What? Embarrased? Haven't you heard that a flat chest is a rarity! A status symbol!

Sweden-chan: I li-like them t-too...

Everyone looks at Sweden-chan*

Sweden-chan: No! Don't get me wrong! Forget it!

Canada-chan: I can see that you are clearly aroused

Sweden-chan: No! I am not!

Later

UK-chan: Alright, this is enough for me

Finn-chan: You think so? Hey, how about we have a sauna competition? The one who leaves the sauna last is the winner

USA-chan: I don't know, aren't those a little dangerous?

Finn-chan: No, no, this is just a little playful competition, c'mon!

Girls decide to run the sauna competition

UK-chan: Alright, this is far too hot for me, I am out!

Finn-chan: I thought so.

time passes

Germany-chan: Ok, I'm out, I usually like it when it gets hot but this is different.

USA-chan: Yeah, this is enough, see ya in the relaxing room.

Canada-chan: *thinking* sweden-chan looks pretty confident, she is clearly aiming to impress Finn-chan.

Canada-chan: Alright, I am next.

Now it's only Finn-chan and Sweden-chan

Finn-chan: wow Sweden-chan, you are a really tough enemy.

Sweden-chan: *blushing* Re-really! Oh, I am so glad!

Sweden-chan: *thinking* It's just me and Finn-chan, this is my chance!

Sweden-chan: Finn-chan, I have something-

Finn-chan: Alrighty, you win, I am out

Sweden-chan: What?

Finn-chan: Yeah, you win, what a surprise I must say.

Sweden-chan: ;___;

Introductory Chapter: Day 3 2nd Sauna Party!! (Currently Under Development)
2nd Sauna party

Finn-chan has arranged another sauna party for the girls, and everybody except UK-chan has showed up.

Finn-chan: Where's UK-chan? I want to go the sauna soon...

Canada-chan: She will be here soon, let's just wait, patience is a virtue

USA-chan: Man, I want to go the sauna also, where is that girl?

20 mins later:

USA-chan: Hey! It's UK-chan! She seems to be carrying something!

Finn-chan: Hey, I think they are saunavihtas

Germany-chan: What are those?

Finn-chan: You will see

UK-chan: *panting* Sorry if I am a bit late *panting*

Sweden-chan: A bit? We waited half an hour because of you, you should apologise to Finn-chan

UK-chan: hmph, you could have started without me.

Finn-chan: It's okay, more so, where did you get those vihtas?

UK-chan: well, I made them myself, since I read about them on the internet and I though it would be nice to use them, don't get me wrong though! It's not like I made these for you or anything, I just happened to be at mood for making these!

Finn-chan: hai, hai...

Sweden-chan: *talking to himself*I also could have made those for finn-chan...

At the sauna:

Germany-chan: Canada-chan, your boobs seem to be bigger than last time, are you doing something to them?

Canada-chan: *blushing* nothing, really...

USA-chan: Germany-chan, you pervy! Cut it out.

Sweden-chan: Hey! Don't throw water that fast! It's getting really hot in here

USA-chan: What are you talking about? It ain't even hot in here yet.

Finn-chan: I personally like when it's really hot.

Sweden-chan: O-of course it's good when it's hot, you are right Finn-chan

UK-chan: So how was the last night's anime? Did you watch the new *insert name here* show?

USA-chan: Well, I think the setting for that anime is really interesting, but the direction where the director clearly is taking that anime reminds me of the one... (she continues to analyze the anime randomly)

Canada-chan: I think that anime isn't good, I just have that kinda feeling.

Germany-chan: I think the fanservice in that show is really sugoi

They continue to talk about that anime for a while

Finn-chan: alright, it's time to vihtoa!

Sweden-chan: Wh-what does that mean?

Canada-chan: I don't know either, This could be interesting

Finn-chan draws one of the vihtas that UK-chan made from somewhere and starts bashing Canada-chan's back with it

Canada-chan:Kyaaaaaaaa! What is this! Stop!

Canada-chan runs out of the sauna

USA-chan: It's really rare to see Canada-chan acting like that

UK-chan: Hmph, he could have at least tried to enjoy them, after all that hard work I put into them... well, it's not like I really care!

Germany-chan: Finn-chan, please bash me also.

Finn-chan starts to bash Germany-chan

Sweden-chan: *a little jelly*Hey! I also want to be bashed!

UK-chan: Look at Germany-chan, he clearly enjoys this more than she should, that's gross!

Germany-chan: *talking to himself* This is just like one of those doujinshis I read the other day...

Finn-chan: umm, okay, now it's someone elses turn...

Sweden-chan: Please bash me!

Finn-chan: okay, here goes

Sweden-chan: oh, Finn-chan, this is ebin!

Sweden-chan starts to have a nosebleed*