Brakekmon

"“We mene so you can live” – Brakekmon" "“T. Hanks” – Yololair /int/" Brakekmon is simply the best mene production team since Stock Aitken Waterman (people behind the Rick Astley's hit "Never Gonna Give You Up"; responsible for pimping Kylie Minogue to the front pages and making slutty Madonna-esque singer nobodies famous. Recipe for a successful Top 10 hit for SAW to make was simple: penning bubblegum lyrics to the sound of shitty yet catchy beats produced on dated italo-disco synthesizers and making attractive sluts sing that. Rick Astley happened to be their top-selling slut ever but only true oldfags and '90s kids get this).

Brakekmon was officially founded by Brague on May 2013 as a successor to the Brague – Keknes – Den Haag connection previously established between the aforementioned top mene players. The holy mene connection was disrupted with Den Haag being banned for one month for spamming just about 5 minutes (admin on paskaa) and another time for 6 months for posting 3 replies leaving one spot empty which soon after was filled with Freemon (or Fremont), Den Haag's associate proxy. Brakekmon standalone stole wrote, composed, produced, created all the menes you love and use including but not limited to fk u, kürts, spurdo, le incainerator, Colonel Unkel, BAZINGA. Experts argue that 65 to 70% of all mene content produced on /int/ is traced to Brakekmon.

History
Once upon a time, sad African-American lone gangster living in Meknes, Morrocco eagerly searching for the meaning of life with no success whatsoever was driven by life to a near suicide. Meknes' mother was just shot to dead by a member of enemy gang during drive-by shooting while he was heading home in his Toyota Tacoma (Meknes used to call her 'Slutwagon DeLuxe'). Meknes life was about to turn right upside down when after he promised his loyal brothers-in-crime to live the life to the fullest because You Only Live Once™ (mene courtesy of Brakekmon) he swore to put an end to suffering of his sisters and brothers and bring everyone regardless of class or affiliation to brotherly peace once for all. At this point Keknes was reborn again. He foresaw it, He was enlightened by it. Keknes suddenly bore wisdom of Buddha, Jesus, Nelson Mandela, Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King and especially our savior Malcolm X in the Middle; at that particular moment, he was Euphoric. He saw the spirit of Mene and he was ready to master it, no, he already mastered it but was too shy to admit it.

Members

 * Keknes – He first came to Krautburgers to further spread the Menemessage but was literally crucified on the spot by a lynch mob of angry assburger heathens having a heatening of unbelief. Banned for camwhoring, which is something women are usually stoned alive for in his home country left the need in him to look somewhere else. The perfect place for his newfound ideology to groom was right there in the far-east lands of Nokia and Laura Lepistö and that place is called Yololair.
 * Brague – Brague is an ex-Krautburger grill, South American culture connoisseur, major expert in South Korea-Japan relations and Applied Meneism graduate. Brague is of mighty Hungarian descent.
 * Den Haag/Fremont – True mene connoisseur and legend of /int/. Originally a part of Keknes' #menecrew. He's a part of unstoppable Polish diaspora.

Jurisdiction

 * Inca Affairs
 * Mainstream Mene Department
 * Unkel-White Sissy Relations
 * Twerk Division
 * Bazinga Section
 * Fallout Research

Artistic direction, production, written-by

 * 2012: Bazinga!
 * 2012: SHEEEEEEEEITT
 * 2013: Biblies ready
 * 2013: Le time is ogre
 * 2013: Le Japanese girl
 * 2013: a real gangsta brotha.jpg
 * 2013: Kek-o-meter
 * 2013: Harlem Snake / Homer Bake / Paprika Fekete / Harlem Beans
 * 2013: Serious Discussions
 * 2013: Le Baker Man is ready
 * 2013: B-back that ass up
 * 2013: Twerk-It Ottawa
 * 2013: Break-It Bradley
 * 2013: Le Trashman
 * 2013: Unkel
 * 2013: Shirley: The Inka Menace
 * 2013: Wario in the Barrio