Helsinki

Helsinki, also known as Hese and Kehä III, is the capital and official best city of Finland.

History of Helsinki
In the beginning of 18th Century Helsinki was just a Estonian fishing village full of Fenno-Swedes and Russian gays having steamy butt-sex to keep each other warm, but when the old capitol Turku was burned down in 18th century because it smelled like shit, all the cool people moved to Helsinki. In the following years, Helsinki began to grow and only let other cool people in to avoid böndeization. Due to it's rapid growth and concentration of especially cool people, it was quickly elected as the only best city in Finland, a fact which even this day continues to cause butthurt among bydlos and böndes living outside Kehä III.

Culture
Helsinkians are known for their superior fashion sense. Helsinkians only dress in latest clothing lines and scene clothes. They are known to sometimes make their own clothing, which usually shine the rad and unique Helsinkian street-style. Outside Helsinki, these couragous styles are often subjected to ridicule or hate. However, such reactions usually stem from the persons' jeallousness and insecurity of the superior Helsinkian culture, or their own non-city's lack of anything similiar. Helsinki is also active in the music industry. Many Top-Finnish bands have made songs that feature Helsinki as the center of Finnish culture, such as SMC Hoodrats and Teuvo Loman.

Films and popular culture
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Links
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