Emiru

Emiru is a Brazilian camwhore/troll/whale/trap/attentionwhore who once dominated the airwaves of 55chan, BRchan and Krautchan. Now she found her way into Ylilauta and is now in the process of making the international board her domain.

She also goes by the name Brassinyymi.



55chan, BRchan and Krautchan
It all began in a fail imageboard named 55chan where horny primates can converse to each other in their disgusting language. Then one day a Brazilian with a German Heritage or a monkey with a human father found 55chan. She started to go on camera for the users enjoyment and started to strip and expose her fat ass so the monkeys can start fapping. This day would be known as the day of united monkey masturbation as all of Brazil faps to her asshole. This event somehow hurt her and left 55chan only to migrate to what is now known as BRchan, another board for monkeys of all kind. There, Emiru started to do what she does best, whore herself on camera for monkeys to fap to and further hurting her feelings and once again she started to migrate but not before legions of monkeys taking her pictures and storing it on the BRchan vault. Emiru once again migrated, perhaps believing that third time is the charm. This time she migrated to Krautchan where the majority of users are scientits, physicists, chemists, astrologers, astronomers, psychologists and all sorts of people in the intellectual field. Here she had a new approach to board domination, instead of whoring herself on camera, she started to create anime threads leading to the division of Krautchan, animefags on one side and anime haters on the other.

Ylilauta
As time went on Emiru got bored of Krautchan because the people started to hate her and she no longer receives the same attention she used to to feed her bloated ego, She began a harrowing journey to Ylilauta and carefully planned her board invasion, starting by making anime threads and pussifying Jonnes. It was a success and it began a small civil war deep inside Ylilauta, but the common qualities of Jonnes quickly ended the war and instead Ylilauta Jonnes learned to accept their differences. This made Emiru angry because Jonnes began to like anime and no longer gives her credit and the attention she needs to survive. She began a new invasion plan and called it Suomi Assimilation Project. She tried day and night to learn the basics of Suomi and discovered that it's impossible to learn the language, so instead she started using Google Translate and carefully rearranging the words to make it seem like she knows how to speak in Finnish, this gained her legions of new fans and made her a happy whale.



She is against regional brazilian spurdos, but this doesn't matter since she is a woman and women are inferior people.

Whorechat
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