Unkel

Unkel (also known as Unkele or Colonel Unkel) is a picture of a creepy, most likely stoned, bald black guy that has been forced on /int/ by Brague and Freemon for quite some time now. Technically a sinister spin-off of a crappy image macro that reads "das it, mane" (an MP3 file is also available on this matter) that wants to destroy all white male sex by turning all males into white submissive slaves. Best described as a crap flood mene that is driving all the good content and remaining posters on the board away for how obnoxious this mene could get sometimes.

Catchphrases

 * das it nephews, das me
 * t. nephews unkel
 * nephews! 
 * sissify it!

Unkelpasta

 * 1) (Note that posting this pasta might get you banned for one month) ''Eyo why yall be dissin on anythang unkel posts? What did he ever do ta deserve dis shiieeet?! Makes me wish I had an sum kin of executive privilegee here so ah could sissify you unfunny testosterone spewers cuz we white house nw nawmsayin?. Yo stop copy macaronin da same sheeit ova an ova. Its motha fuckin annoyin an nawt funnay. Flooding cunts go fuckin bust'n cap'n yo'rselvs, headshot lol. Srsly Cracka step it up, Unkel iz one o DA best posters in dis digital 'hood cuz he be always puttin lot of tyme an effort here yo an makes damn fyne detailed contributin posts unlikee the majority here who either be pure evil mark ass bustas startin a beef an truble wiv ppl cuz they got no English $kills or act like bitch ass niggas cuz of they're own insecurities, nawsmayin. An don' even dig why sum niggas h8 him here cuz iz not like he personally shoot down dem niggas lol so don' see da big deal wiv dysrespek some people have 4 him, prolly assjuice jealousy seepin frum whyte submissive slaves, 'h8s gonn be h8in while you's a playa,' das wisdom of da street lyfe nawsayin. If dere wuz an official poll on nigga's opinion of Unkel,; da majority of people would vote in favor an have a high opinion of him cuz he actually made premium grade quality threads while jelly idiots like you who spam an harass him is da main reason why dis board be turnin into sheeit an dere be no interestin threads no more, except 4 da ugly weeaboo inka crapflood an other retarded garbage. Open ur eyes fool an see there be no good thread opened in fuckin weeks an not an incredible one in decades. Unkel iz da educa$honed Chairman of /int/, he should be a fuckin master of this biatch, an' even got dem worthless bitch-ass admin fools smoked or sumthin cuz they care bout no niggas and are incompetant nawmsayin nawmsayin. UNKEL POWER!. Admin citi boy biatch yo son holla right back at nigga if u read this sheeit; yo git yo ass off tha cawk of some SOmali brotha and git more people roll wiv U and ban da niggas who be talkin smack to Unkel and are fuckign assholes to him. Now lez be sirious for an second, He sometimes cannot unkelize dem whiteboy sissies without an whack ass ho from Connicticut hood talking shit 2 him an he feels depressed whenever he sees sumethin like that, ah don' means like I am goin tha bitchslap himself depressed, but he still feels like motha fuckin blue n shit, das not a way to treat a nigga mane, das not it. Ayo an top on dat you don' fuckin know him so you gots no right to tell a nigga he's down wiv self-pimpin 4 tha attention cuz he's a nigga ho but das Ice Cube-tuff when 80% of niggas here try tha troll ya or talk jive to jew to make jew feel liek shit, downright pathetic how they probably lkk liek sum fugly mestizo losers keyboard monkeys Slavs behind a pentium geekbox screen talkin smack like a playa cuz they be scrawny lil bitchez takin in up their're buttz in real lyfe, you know das right!!,, lol step it up to tha irl world mane an take a swing at a nigga liek u wanna do here an i bitch slap tha livin shit outta you son and den off to sissyfier you goes! yo fool, dig this, Unkel iz here tha stay whatherchu liek it or nutt most nigga's here actually favor an respek Unkel anyway unliek jew who iz jus' a no-good busta shitposter/attention-seekin ho who no nigga would even notice/care if ya left. Liek I said above iz prolly jus' sheer jeaLousy & racysm dat you're playa skills aint working in gettin mo' attenshun thn him, naw jus messin wit yall yous fyne jus'  da way u is, respek yall. . -t. Unkel''